If you’re not Romeo and Juliet, or even if you are, chances are you’ll never get the opportunity to quote Shakespeare in person to your love interest. That doesn’t mean you can’t win their heart using some of the best lines written by one of the most popular English writers ever! The Bard wrote his fair share of romantic lines, so why not try them out when you get your chance? Here are 150+ Romantic Shakespeare pick up lines that are sure to impress your crush!
Shakespeare Pick Up Lines
- Give me leave to waken your memory
- I would not wish any companion in the world but you.
- I will unripe my very bosom to you
- Midnight would blush at this
- If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep! (Twelfth Night)
- There’s nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so – and I’m thinking you look good.
- Mine eyes have feasted on your beauteous face
- You wrap me up in wonder
- Hi. My name is Julius, and when I saw you, I said to myself, “Julius, seize her!”
- Your heart’s desires be with you!
- I don’t want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our sex life as the “sound and the fury.” I didn’t catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.
- As kind as the sun to the newborn spring
- You speak the courtier’s dialect
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- I sacrifice to you the incense of my thanks
- To be or not to be? With you, the former. Without you, the latter.
- Your breath casts sweet perfumes
- Your favors have fallen like dew upon me
- You are the userer of fame
- I noticed you hitting it off with that fair youth. Care to make it a three-way?
- You are the miracle of friendship
- The unblown rose, the crystal nor the
- You look like an angel. Or at least a minister of grace.
- What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! (Much Ado About Nothing)
- My wish requires you
- O I shall rob you of too much sweetness
- Your favors I did taste in great abundance
- You are a noble giver
- Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent. (As You Like It)
- I’d rather compare thee to a summer’s NIGHT, if you don’t mind and if you get my meaning.
- Welcome, as light to day, as health to sick men
- Et tu, Cutie?
- Let men that hope to be beloved be bold
- Let me seal my vowed faith on your lips
- You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don’t give me no ado about nothing.
- My entertainment hath confirmed my welcome
- By you, like your shade, I’ll ever dwell
- I prize your love above all the gold in wealthy Indies arms
- It is a paradise enjoying you
- I want no part of welcome but your wished presence
Romeo and Juliet Pick up lines
- Can I just tell you, your eyes are nothing like the sun. And what’s up with that wiry head of hair you got going on? Wait, where you going? Come back, it gets better! Your breath reeks! Call me!
- I do beseech you – chiefly that I may set it in my prayers – what is your name? (The Tempest)
- If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that “recently broke up with somebody” vibe.
- Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind (A Midsummer Nights Dream)
- Virtue goes with you
- Greetings to you, fair sailor.
- Reward stays for you
- O, somebody bring me a bucket of water ’cause I just found my muse of fire! Hey, baby, did you ever ascend the brightest heaven of invention?
- Let me share your thoughts
- Sweet and delicious is the feast of love
- You guild my praises far above my deserts
- If I start behaving like an ass, will you start behaving like Titania?
- Women are angels clad in flesh
- Sure winter dwells upon your lip, the snow is not more cold
- The sun never met the summer with more joy
- You’re like a good production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. You both have a nice Bottom.
- I’ll play at kisses with you
- I, like a child, will go by your directions
- My boldness wants excuse
- Your words have charmed my soul
- I bet your phone number ends in 1599 because that’s the most probable date for the composition of As You Like It.
- I see your wit is as nimble as your tongue
- Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! Im merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!
- I have no faculty which is not yours.
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- If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?
- They are in the very wrath of love, and they will together; clubs cannot part them. (As you Like It)
- You are a white enchantress, lady. You can enchain me with a smile.
- You have the power to sway me as you please
- I’ll pay the tribute of my love to you
- Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?
- My genius and yours are friends
- She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won (Henry VI)
- If I said you were the most beautified, would you say that beautified was a vile phrase?
- Shall I compare thee to a summers day? (Sonnet 18)
- Your title far exceeds my worth
- The very instant that I saw you did my heart fly to your service.
- Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow (Romeo and Juliet)
- Give me a naked lady in a net of gold
- Now is the winter of my discontent. Won’t you make it glorious summer by going out with me?
- Your words are Delphian oracles
- I am a castaway in love
- When you do dance, I wish you were a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. (The Winter’s Tale)
- My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.
- But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?
Short Shakespeare Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
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- Inherit your desires
- O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.
- I wear you in my heart
- Let’s go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!
- Make me companion of your cares
- naked breasts
- You must know Shakespeare ’cause my heart just did a swan dive. Because he’s, like, called the Swan of Avon sometimes. Get it?
- Your wit hath too much edge
- diamond are not more pure than she
- There is no treasure on Earth like her
- I will repay your love with usury
- It is a confidence that well becomes you
- I’ll bathe my lips in rosy dews of kisses
- The fault is not in our stars but in your eyes. I mean, the stars are in your eyes. Or something.
- As you have virtue, speak it
- Hey, that guy de Vere wrote you this sonnet and told me to put my name on it. No, wait, no he didn’t, he’s dead.
- Her name like some celestial fire quickens my spirit
- If you were a statue, I’d wish I were Leontes and you were Hermione, who was pretending to be dead for sixteen years. And not really a statue at all.
- You are full of fair desert
- My tongue speaks the freedom of my heart
- As glorious as the noon-tide sun
- A kiss is but a minute’s joy
- You are a flame of beauty
- I’ll chronicle your virtues
- You cannot tempt me, Siren
- Your words like music please me
- You, like a comet, do attract all eyes
- You have a face where all good seems to dwell
- You understand not the language of my intent
- I do love nothing in the world so well as you (Much Ado about Nothing)
- You have witchcraft in your lips (Henry VI)
- My duty binds me to obey you ever
- Goodness and virtue are your near acquaintances
- Your example steers me
- Who ever loved that loved not at first sight? Yeah, I’ve heard you want to be careful starting out with the L word.
- My arms shall be your sanctuary
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- It is no pilgrimage to travel to your lips
- Ever seen a beast with two backs? Want to help me make one?
- Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again. (Romeo and Juliet)
- How about a little Puck?
- Let me perish in your presence
- I am as mute as night
- O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?- Romeo and Juliet
- Your eyes are orbs of stars
- There’s music in her smiles
- You are the rising sun which I adore
- When you do dance, I wish you a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. Probably only useful after chasing down someone who’s just come off the dancefloor.
- Your tongue is oiled with courtly flatteries
- They must have left the gates of purgatory open—look who walked out! Besides Hamlet’s dad, I mean.
- Sweet as the breath o flutes, or love’s deliciousness
- Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest Id spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.
- Your compliments call your faith in question
- I’d LIKE for YOU to PLEASE go OUT with ME. Ever been picked up in iambic pentameter before?
- Of course, Romeo and Gertrude is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, MLady.
- You make my faith to stagger
- God hath given you one face, but you made yourself another. You didn’t need to. I mean, the first one was fine.
- I pray you, do not fall in love with me, For I am falser than vows made in wine (As You Like It)
- Your fingers are made to quaver on a lute, your arms to hang about a lady’s neck
- Let me but touch the white pillows of your
- Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?
- You are the star I reach at
- You are the only anchor of my hopes
- Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.
- Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?
- Your love outstrips my merit
- I am proud to please you
- You wear a snowy livery
- Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?
- You have made me sick with passion
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