Best Valentines Day Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Do you want to impress the girl or guy you like on Valentines day? Use these Valentines day pick up lines to impress her or him. Try these cheesy, flirty pick up lines to start an interesting conversation with someone special on a special day. We have compiled over
- Are you a campfire? ’Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
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- Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest.
- Are you an airbender? Because you blow me away.
- Are you an angle that’s less than 90 degrees? Because you’re acute-y.
- Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
- Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out for V-Day as soon as possible.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Baby, you are so sweet, you would put Hershey’s out of business.
- Be mine because you’re fine.
- Can I have a k*ss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous hunk ki*sed me on Valentine’s Day.
- Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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- Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by Cupid’s arrow?
- Did you ask for a Snickers this Valentine’s Day? Because I want you to satisfy me.
- Did you get your license suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- Did you sit on a bag of conversation hearts? ’Cause you have a pretty sweet b*oty.
- Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
- Do you have GPS? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Do you have a BandAid? I just s****ed my knee falling for you.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away.
- Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
- Do you like Valentine’s Day sales? Because clothing is 100 percent off at my place.
- Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?
- Even if Earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still be falling for you.
- Even if the earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still fall for you.
- Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.
- For Valentine’s Day, let’s put on some Netflix and not watch it.
- For a moment, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- Happy Valentine’s Daaaaaaayum.
- Hey, I was reading Numbers last night, and I realized I don’t have yours.
- Hey, have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life.
- Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?
- I asked Cupid for a map because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- I bought you a dictionary for V-Day because, you know, you add meaning to my life.
- I can’t turn water into wine, but I’m hoping to turn you into mine.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
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- I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
- I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
- I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely just turned me on.
- I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box to unwrap.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
- If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
- In honor of Valentine’s Day, let’s call me Cupid. Can I stick my arrow in you?
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for this V-Day.
- It’s a good job I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.
- I’d like to take you to the movies this V-Day, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
- I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
- I’m glad Cupid listened to me—you’re exactly what I asked for.
- I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet and smooth, I’m right here.
- I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day…but if you want something sweet, then I’m right here.
- Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
- My friends bet that I couldn’t get a super-hot date for Valentine’s Day. Wanna go spend their money with me?
- My name is [insert here], but you can just call me your valentine.
- Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you.
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- On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and Cupid says I’m the 1 you need.
- Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
- Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always this hot?
- Remember me? No? Oh, that’s alright, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I sure am glad I swiped right on you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let’s hang out.
- Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
- The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
- There must be a lookout notice out in heaven because they are missing an angel.
- They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
- This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
- Tonight’s menu: Chocolate, candy hearts, and you.
- Valentine’s without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
- Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?
- When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.
- Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
- You can keep the Hershey’s—I just want a k*ss.
- You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.
- You know what you would really look beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms.
- You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
- You must be from Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see!
- You should sign up for a marathon, ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
- You’re like a candy bar for Valentine’s: half sweet and half n*ts.
- You’re so beautiful that I have forgotten my pick-up line.
- You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
