Best Lawyer Pick Up Lines
Do you have an eye on the girl who is a lawyer or a law student? Using these lawyer pick up lines will help you impress and get a date with the guy or girl you like. These pick up lines are good ice breakers too. We have collected over 45+ best lawyer pick up lines in this post for you to flirt with him or her.
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- Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.
- Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me.
- Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
- Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
- Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
- Girl, you’re testi-fine.
- Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
- Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
- Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
- Hey baby! do you have a lawyer cause you just stole my heart.
- Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
- Hey boy, I don’t need your call number. I know I can find you in the Fine section.
- Hey boy, I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I’ll admit you.
- Hey boy, if I were on a jury I’d find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
- Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer call me when u want to get a divorce.
- How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
- I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
- I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.
- I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?
- I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
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Funny Lawyer Pick Up Lines
- I need someone to look through these briefs.
- I think I’d be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
- I’d have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
- I’ve got a precedent that’s long and deep.
- I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.
- I’m going to sue the pants off you.
- If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.
- Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Is your Daddy a lawyer? Because you look innocent and I feel guilty.
- Is your estate subject to open?
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Flirty Lawyer Pick Up Lines
- Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.
- Let me show you my mens rea.
- Let’s adjourn to the bedroom.
- Let’s just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
- Nice rebuttal.
- Res ipsa loquitur’, honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
- The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.
- There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
- Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.
- What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
- When I bring an ejec****** action, there’ll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
- When I think of you, I become fully vested.
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- Why don’t you take a look at my bri****?
- You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
- You’re so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
- Your body is ‘ultra vires’, it’s beyond my power to control myself around you.
