Is the guy or girl youโre interested in a teacher? Break the ice with hilarious and relatable Teacher pick up lines for teachers. We have compiled over 95+ best teacher pick up lines for your crush in this post.
Best Teacher Pick Up Lines
- Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
- Babe, you must be a magician, because everyone else disappears every time I look into
your eyes.
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- Baby you like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
- Baby, I know my math, and youโve one significant figure.
- Bet I can pick you up.
- Care to evaluate each other?
- Care to take a spin in my Pinto?
- I hear youโre good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
- Carry your bookbag?
- Cutie, I think Iโll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
- Do you carry any other weapon with you besides your eyes?
- Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Do you like Chemistry? Because Iโve got my ion you!
- Drop and give me F cause I want to be in your class every year
- Even if there were no gravity on earth, Iโd still fall for you.
- Ever hear of dodgeball?
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- Feel free to pee in the pool, Iโll deal with it later.
- From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories donโt count, and Iโll stay up late
to help you color code data. I just thought you should know. - Godโฆ I thought you were a student!
- Help, somethingโs wrong with my eyes โ I just canโt take them off you.
- I didnโt know angels were allowed in public schools.
- Hey baby, youโve got something on your b***: my eyes.
- Hey there, Pretty Blue Eyes!
- How about I drop and give you 5 and a half?
- How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie?
- I am gonna do anything to get an A.
- I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.
- I can help you feel the burn
- I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes
BLUE my mind. - I canโt tell whether youโre beautiful or not, I havenโt gotten past your eyes.
- I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
- I donโt have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.
- I know youโre not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
- I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging, and well-informed.
- I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.
- I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.
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- I think youโve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh never mind, itโs just a sparkle.
- I wasnโt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a s*?*? devil, but now that Iโm close, I
see heaven in your eyes. - Hit the showers, itโs time for handball lessons.
- I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek,
and die on your lips. - If I had to write a report card on you, Iโd give you straight Fโsโฆ.for Fabulous
- If I had to write a report card on you, Iโd give you straight Fโsโฆ.for Fabulous. (tinder
pick up lines for teachers) - If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldnโt cry for fear of losing you.
- If youโre the teacher Iโll attend every class of yours.
- Is it a blue-eyed white dragon?
- Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
- Itโs hot outside; let me go swimming in your blue eyes.
- Itโs ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.
- Iโm ADDโฆ.want to help me relax?
- Iโm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- Iโm not being obtuse, but youโre acute girl.
- Iโm not surprised the sky is grey today. All the blue is in your eyes.
- Iโve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
- Meet me around the back for a home run. And this time, I wonโt get caught out.
- On a scale from 1 to 10, youโre a 9 and Iโm the 1 you need.
- Sing โBlue Eyesโ by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.
- Do you have a map? Because Iโm getting lost in your eyes.
- Something must be wrong with my eyes because I canโt take them off you.
- Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
- That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class, and group
activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational
skills are out of this world. - The only thing that your eyes havenโt told me is your name.
- They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.
- Wanna sign my yearbook with your big pen.
- Whatโs a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
- When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.
- Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
- Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
- You got something on your face โ my eyes.
- You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.
- You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright but at the same time appealing and
attractive. - Can you give me directions to your heart? Because Iโve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
- You have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.
- You know what? Your eyes are exactly the same color as my Mercedes.
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.
- You must be a perfect test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my
mother. - You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my
day. - You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the
curriculum. Letโs turn on a movie and try out a new learning style. - You really rocked that new seating arrangement way to separate the walkers.
- Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
- Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. Thatโs the best I could find.
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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- Your eyes are beautiful, please let me wake up next to them every single day.
- Are you in the final semester of my senior year? Because Iโm happy I survived long enough to see you.
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, Iโm lost at sea.
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, Iโm all lost at sea.
- Your eyes are more beautiful than anything I have seen in my life!
- Your eyes are so blue I canโt look away. (pick up lines for English teachers)
- Youโre eyes are so blue I canโt look away.
- Youโre hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
- Youโre like glue โ my eyes are stuck on you!
Try these Teacher pick up lines to start an interesting conversation with the Teacher you like. Thanks for reading.